yourstoryisnoteverover:

So, back in fourth grade, at the end of the school year when it was time to sign yearbooks, myself and this other kid thought it would be funny to draw devil horns on people and caption it, “I’m horny”, not having a fucking clue what I’m horny meant. I did it to the principals pictures in one kid’s yearbook, and he told on me, and we both got in school suspension, and that’s the story of how I’m pretty sure my principal wanted to punch me in the face. 

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.